The time they tried to do a dog movie tie-in on wrestling.—
I heard music, of the loudness of bass. I exited my domicile to see what the ruckus was all about. I saw the, paperman, delivering papers while blasting music with the loudness of bass.
He looked back at me. Our eyes locked. He sped off.
He was wearing a rasta beanie and looked like he hadn’t shaved in at least 52 hours.
It is Tuesday.